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Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

He was undercover *!*

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

Public Pool Jokes More Public Pool Jokes

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.