Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

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Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

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What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

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Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

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What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.