Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

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Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

Where did the newlywed horses stay?

In the bridle suite!

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What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

The place they are aiming at.

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

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How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

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What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.