Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

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Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

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What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

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What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!