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Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's Day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead....

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

Public Pool Jokes More Public Pool Jokes

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.