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Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

Public Pool Jokes More Public Pool Jokes

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.