Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

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What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

Because he had no knees

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What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine?

Diddly squat.

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.