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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine?

Diddly squat.