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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?

Dough Nuts

Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine?

Diddly squat.