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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

What do you buy a recently neutered cat?

Spay Roses.

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

Because he had no knees

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine?

Diddly squat.

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.