Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

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What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

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What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?

Dough Nuts

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What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine?

Diddly squat.

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.