Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

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What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine?

Diddly squat.

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.