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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine?

Diddly squat.