What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

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What do you see when the Pillsbury DoughBoy bends over?

Dough Nuts

What is the Pillsbury doughboy's wife's favorite snack?

Doughnuts.