Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

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How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

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Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

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Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes