Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What do you call a good looking canyon?

Gorge-ous

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Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

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What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.