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Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

What do Jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

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What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)