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Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

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Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

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How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)