Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

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Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.