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Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

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What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

Why does the sad crab walk side ways?

Because he has nothing to look forward to

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro!

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting