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Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

Bent One Jokes More Bent One Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.