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Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

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What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

What do you call a blond that dyed her hair brown?

Artificial Intelligence

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.