Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

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What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

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They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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So time would fly.

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Facial Hare

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What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?

She took the 33 bus twice instead.

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He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

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Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.