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How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

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How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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How many frat guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes three episodes.

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How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.