How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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How do you make a bandstand?

Take away their chairs

What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor?

A Chair-ity!