How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

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How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

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Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.