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How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

More guns.

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

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How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

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How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!