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What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

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What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

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What kind of tea does water make?

Humiditea.

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.