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What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

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Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

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What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.