What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

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What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

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What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.