What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

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What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

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What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

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What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Antibiotics!

Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.