What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

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What do you call a bear that's not drunk?

So-Bear!

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

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What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.