To the farmacy.
An anti-hissy-tamine.
Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)
Medicine.
They hate getting cured.
He forgot.
Bayer Asprin
They went on stroke.
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
Because he was coffin.
Antibiotics!
The hippocampus.
Coffin medicine.
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
You're really bustin' Machops!
He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
Nobody.
They always get jalapeno business!
Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast
Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...
Pencilvania.
Fancy a bite
A mumble bee!
A Dead End.
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
I forget...
Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.