Un phrarmachien!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
To the farmacy.
An anti-hissy-tamine.
Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."
Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)
Medicine.
They hate getting cured.
He forgot.
Bayer Asprin
They went on stroke.
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because he was coffin.
Antibiotics!
The hippocampus.
Coffin medicine.
Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)
He had to get plaid.
They start tipping balls.
The lid said, "Twist to open."
Ten ants (Tenants)
Ebola cereal!
The parrot replies, "Africa".
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
I thought you said you'd never forget....
Just a little bit.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
I wouldn't fit through the door.
A Fit!!!!!!!!!!
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
Copper Nitrate.
