What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

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What do you call someone who points out the obvious?

Someone who points out the obvious.

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

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What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

Why do you call it Tiny?

Because it's my newt.