What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

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What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

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What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

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What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

Why do you call it Tiny?

Because it's my newt.