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What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

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Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

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Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

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Why do you call it Tiny?

Because it's my newt.

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.