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What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

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What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.