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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

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What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

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What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.