What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

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What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.?

Between a politician and a news camera.

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.