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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

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How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1

What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

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What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

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Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

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What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.