What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

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How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

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What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

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What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

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What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.