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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

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Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

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What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.