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What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

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Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

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What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.