What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he is coming or going.