What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.