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What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

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What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

Before 15:30...

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.