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What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.