What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

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Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!