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What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

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Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.