What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!