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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

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What are you guys yelling about?

Them: YOU'RE DRIVING

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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Who's there! Amanda! Amanda who?

Amanda the table!

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

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Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!