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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

She went looking for the three guys.

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What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

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Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!