Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

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What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.