Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

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What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Who survives?

America.

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What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip