Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

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What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!