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Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

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Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.