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Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

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What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!

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What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

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What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."