Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

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What do you call a guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

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What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

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Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir.