Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

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What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

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What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!