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Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

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What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

What did the woman say to the guy in Naval intelligence?

You really have a smart uniform.

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip