Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

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How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

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What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.