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Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

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Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

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What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

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What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir.