Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

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Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin