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Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Who leaked all of Reddit's most sensitive secrets?

Edward Snooden.

What is the bibliophile's favorite website?

Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!

What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

Space Bar Jokes More Space Bar Jokes

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

What should we call the big finger?

Thumb' seems as good as any." "Impressive. What about this smallest one " "PINKY!" "............."

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip