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Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

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What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

What does an r/frog say?

Reddit, reddit

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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus?

Social net twerking

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Space Bar Jokes More Space Bar Jokes

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

What should we call the big finger?

Thumb' seems as good as any." "Impressive. What about this smallest one " "PINKY!" "............."

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!