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Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of dog is always amazed?

A Chi-WOW!-ua

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Space Bar Jokes More Space Bar Jokes

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!