Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Why was the Facebook post redundant?

Because I already reddit

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Space Bar Jokes More Space Bar Jokes

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!