Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny?

An anti-joke.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Who's there! Conga! Conga who?

Conga go on meeting like this!

Who's there! Cereal! Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

Space Bar Jokes More Space Bar Jokes

Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars

What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!