Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

Space Bar Jokes More Space Bar Jokes

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!