Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits?

He keeps typing /arrr/

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Space Bar Jokes More Space Bar Jokes

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers