Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do you call a popular joke on reddit?

Repost

Which is Reddit's favourite element?

M'lybdenum.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"

What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

X-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

Space Bar Jokes More Space Bar Jokes

What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard?

The space bar

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir.