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How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

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What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.