How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

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Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.