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What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?

Lost.

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Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only...

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Why can't you find an Abbey National at the North Pole?

Because Santa dere.