What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

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Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

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Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

Why are there no black people at the North Pole?

Because there is nothing to steal there