What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Where does Santa's stripper mom work?

The North Pole

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker