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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

North Pole Jokes More North Pole Jokes

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

What's blue and has big ears?

An elephant at the North Pole!