What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

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What did the dentist see at the North Pole?

A molar bear

Why can't you find an Abbey National at the North Pole?

Because Santa dere.