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Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.