Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

What do you call a cow with no sense of humor?

A feminist

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)