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Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.