Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows usually fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.