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Google Jokes

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.

What is the most searched word on Bing?

Google.

Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

What do you call the version of google maps without pac man?

Pac Man-free Ver.

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

How does Google celebrate its birthday?

With a search party.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

Why go to college?

There's Google.

What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

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How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

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He did it before it was cool

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Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

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What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

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None, that's a Facilities problem.

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

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What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY