Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaned.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.