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Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaned.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

What do you say to a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.