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What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

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What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

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What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.