Rifle Jokes

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

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What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

What did one rifle say to the other?

Me llamo es 762

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

What is that famous Raider saying?

Next season!!! Hater nation!!!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

Barrel Jokes More Barrel Jokes

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Weapon Jokes More Weapon Jokes

Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Where do you find 60 million French jokes?

In France.

What do the French call 4/20?

80

Scottsman Jokes More Scottsman Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"