Rifle Jokes

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

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What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

What did one rifle say to the other?

Me llamo es 762

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

Marxman Jokes More Marxman Jokes

What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

What jumps up and down in front of a car?

Froglights!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Reload Jokes More Reload Jokes

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind