Rifle Jokes

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

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What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

What did one rifle say to the other?

Me llamo es 762

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What is the Dothraki font of choice?

Kaleebri

What is the chupacabra's breakfast of choice?

Goatmeal.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.

What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

Salt Rifle Jokes More Salt Rifle Jokes

What is a chefs weapon of choice?

A salt rifle

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

Reload Jokes More Reload Jokes

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

How did Henry V reload his rifle?

Once more into the breech, dear friends

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

Marxman Jokes More Marxman Jokes

What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

Weapon Jokes More Weapon Jokes

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.