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What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

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What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

What did one rifle say to the other?

Me llamo es 762

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He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle?

Fiction.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

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Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

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Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

Because it provides cavity protection