Rifle Jokes

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

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What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

What did one rifle say to the other?

Me llamo es 762

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A fangster.

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

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Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

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How do French psychologists like their beverages?

Froid

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

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What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

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What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?