Rifle Jokes

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

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What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

What did one rifle say to the other?

Me llamo es 762

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What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

Why is American Airlines the best airlines company?

Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

Scottsman Jokes More Scottsman Jokes

What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle?

Fiction.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

How do you advertise a motor home?

A trailer

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers?

Arizona

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

Barrel Jokes More Barrel Jokes

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.