Rifle Jokes

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

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What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

What did one rifle say to the other?

Me llamo es 762

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What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

How did Henry V reload his rifle?

Once more into the breech, dear friends

Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

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How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

Barrel Jokes More Barrel Jokes

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

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What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What car does a Mexican drive?

A Quebrolet.