Rifle Jokes

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

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What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

What did one rifle say to the other?

Me llamo es 762

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What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

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Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A!

What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle?

Fiction.

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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity?

Because they only have one season.

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrrr

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic