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What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

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Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind