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What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

Rifle Jokes More Rifle Jokes

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

What did one rifle say to the other?

Me llamo es 762

Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun