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What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

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Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?

She didn't have control of her pupils

Rifle Jokes More Rifle Jokes

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

What did one rifle say to the other?

Me llamo es 762

Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

What sound does a shotgun make?

Cobain Cobain