Shotgun Jokes

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

You might also enjoy:

Checkmate Jokes More Checkmate Jokes

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

With an en croissant

Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

Rifle Jokes More Rifle Jokes

What did one rifle say to the other?

Me llamo es 762

What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What beer do elderly rednecks drink?

Silver Mullet

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Kurt Cobain Jokes More Kurt Cobain Jokes

What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

24 Jokes More 24 Jokes

What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.