Shotgun Jokes

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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What sound does a shotgun make?

Cobain Cobain

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What did you make of the new English teacher?

Burgers ma'am.

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Kurt Cobain Jokes More Kurt Cobain Jokes

How did Kurt Cobain die?

With a Cobang

What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way