Shotgun Jokes

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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What sound does a shotgun make?

Cobain Cobain

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

His Feyonce.

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Checkmate Jokes More Checkmate Jokes

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of shoes to frogs like?

Open toad sandals!

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim