What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first?

So that you can see the expression on the face.........

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

Garbage Truck Jokes More Garbage Truck Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.