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What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

Garbage Truck Jokes More Garbage Truck Jokes

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.