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What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

Garbage Truck Jokes More Garbage Truck Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.