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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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What does Joe Pesci order at Burger King?

An angry wopper.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Dairy Queen Jokes More Dairy Queen Jokes

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Whopper Jokes More Whopper Jokes

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts