How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.