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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

What does Joe Pesci order at Burger King?

An angry wopper.

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

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Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!