How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

What would Burger King's slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh.

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What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

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Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

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I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.