Whopper Jokes

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

When does Ronald McDonald's baby sleep?

The McCrib

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Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na

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What do the Texas Rangers &amp Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

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What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?

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What's the deal with airline food!?

LMAO

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

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