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Whopper Jokes

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise?

I can't even

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

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Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

Dairy Queen Jokes More Dairy Queen Jokes

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

Unwrap Jokes More Unwrap Jokes

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

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What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao