Whopper Jokes

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

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What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise?

I can't even

Whopper?

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Who are these women?

Women working at 900 numbers.

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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

What is Eminem's favourite food?

Wraps

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Why did they have to cancel the volleyball games in the special olympics?

It wasn't going over too well.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did they say when they forgot to embalm Satoru Iwata?

WiiU

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

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What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

Artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.