Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.
The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper
Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper
And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.
Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
I'm not a big fan.
I on it.
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
He was Bjorn again
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
His sesame seed buns!
I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!
