How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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Who's there! Crispin! Crispin who?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!

What do you call someone who doesn't like food fights?

A pasta-fist.

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How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories!

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!