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How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

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What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

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What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

Which Doctor would you like to see?

Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.

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How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.