Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!
An elf driving car
I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.
Chronic-logically.
A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.
I don't know and I don't care.
A complaint Bernard!
A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
