How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Who's there! Census! Census who?

Census presents for Christmas!

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little asian kids

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!