She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.
Because her hips won't lie.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
It was a cup draw!
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
He couldn't handle his lacquer
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
Ann-onymous!
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
