She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Sing the nation anthem they will sit down
Polaroids.
He thought he might get a kick out of it!
He tripped a fan
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"
His hand caught fire.
Ann-onymous!
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
