Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

Because it's 92.96 million miles away.

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Shaki Ra Jokes More Shaki Ra Jokes

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

What do you call an egyptian sun god with a colombian accent?

ShakiRA