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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Who is a man's best friend?

The sock, he's always there in hard times.

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone?

My hip!*

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

Shaki Ra Jokes More Shaki Ra Jokes

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What do you call an Egyptian sun god with a Colombian accent?

ShakiRA