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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

Because it's 92.96 million miles away.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Shaki Ra Jokes More Shaki Ra Jokes

What do you call an Egyptian sun god with a Colombian accent?

ShakiRA

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.