Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Who's there! Al! Al who?

Al lied!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP!

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...