Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

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What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...