Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

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What is the internal temperature of a taun taun?

Luke warm!

What is the body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Star Wars) Luke-warm.

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Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

Alderaan Jokes More Alderaan Jokes

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Alderaan Place Jokes More Alderaan Place Jokes

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.