Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket in disguise.

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

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Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

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What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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What's the internal body temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm.

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Luke warm

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.