Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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A Toyoda

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May divorce be with you

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By saying Alderaan things.

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She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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She was looking in Alderaan places.

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He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!