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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

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What's the internal tempered of a Taunton?

Luke warm

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

What's Princess Leia's first name?

Comoniwanna.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.