Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Previous Random Joke Next

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Luke Skywalker Jokes More Luke Skywalker Jokes

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

Spit, sallow, and gargle.

What is the most common cause of blindness worldwide?

Love.

Luke Jokes More Luke Jokes

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

What is the internal temperature of a taun taun?

Luke warm!

Princess Leia Jokes More Princess Leia Jokes

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

Alderaan Jokes More Alderaan Jokes

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Alderaan Place Jokes More Alderaan Place Jokes

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.