Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

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Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

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Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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Because he always uses the force.

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They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

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Because the Force Awakens

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Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia?

He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.