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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

What do you call a good looking canyon?

Gorge-ous

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

What is the most common cause of blindness worldwide?

Love.

Luke Jokes More Luke Jokes

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Princess Leia Jokes More Princess Leia Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

Alderaan Jokes More Alderaan Jokes

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Alderaan Place Jokes More Alderaan Place Jokes

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places