Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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What's wrong with Bessie?

She looks like she's in constant pain! She has mooootiple sclerosis

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

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What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.