Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia?

He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!

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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places