Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

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How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

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He was looking for the Captain's log.

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What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.