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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Where do you find a one legged cow?

Where ever you left it.

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Where do you look for blonde's obituaries?

Under "Home Improvements."

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

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What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

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Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia?

He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places