Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

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Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

What's wrong with Bessie?

She looks like she's in constant pain! She has mooootiple sclerosis

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Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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What's Princess Leia's first name?

Comoniwanna.

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.