Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

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What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places