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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

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Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia?

He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!

Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.