Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

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Because they're always looking for drains.

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Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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Because he couldn't find a date!

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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They went looking for love in Alderaan places.