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Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

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What is the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

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Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen!!!

Whats the opposite of feminism?

Common sense

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What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.