Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

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What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie?

S of the Carribean.

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.