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Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Whats green and flys through the air?

Super Pickle

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.