What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Because they are very scentimental.