What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.

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What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.

What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

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What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.