What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.

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What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

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Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.

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What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.