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Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Sweetie Jokes More Sweetie Jokes

What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.