Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.

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How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.

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What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.