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Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

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Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

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Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Because they are very scentimental.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.