Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine?

I'm font of you.

Sweetie Jokes More Sweetie Jokes

What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.