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Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

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What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

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What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.