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Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

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Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

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Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.

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What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.