Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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What do I love about living in Switzerland?

The flag is a big plus.

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine?

I'm font of you.

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What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.