Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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Why did everyone love the fisherman?

He was a real catch

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

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What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine?

I'm font of you.

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Because they are very scentimental.

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What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.