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What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

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Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

What is an architects favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.