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What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

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Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

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Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.