What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan.

What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?