Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

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Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

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What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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What is the bank manager's favourite type of football?

Fiver side!

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan.