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Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

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Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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What is an architects favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan.