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Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

What do Twitter drama and football have in common?

They are both interesting to watch.

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex