Football Jokes

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession

Why did the football go to the bank?

To get is quarterback.

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

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Why is Ronaldo so good at football?

Oil of Ole Ole Ole

Why is football the single best sport?

Because Americans don't play it.

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

What is the bank manager's favourite type of football?

Fiver side!

Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!

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Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

What do Twitter drama and football have in common?

They are both interesting to watch.

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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

Football Stadium Jokes More Football Stadium Jokes

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Football Match Jokes More Football Match Jokes

What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

Tv Remote Jokes More Tv Remote Jokes

What do Libyan people put in their TV remotes?

Tripoli batteries.

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

Football Player Jokes More Football Player Jokes

What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

Wok Jokes More Wok Jokes

What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.

Football Pitch Jokes More Football Pitch Jokes

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!