Cus they love to count YAAAARds.
Drew Brees
Possession
To get is quarterback.
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
Half time, they get to switch sides again
The Ghanarena
Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
It was a boxer!
I get a kick out of you.
Loinback.
Oil of Ole Ole Ole
Because Americans don't play it.
My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome
At a football!
She wanted to be the center of attention.
The team's kipper!
Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.
So he could watch the football
He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal
Fiver side!
They keep drawing!
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
They'll tell you
Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.
Because he's a waiter. (lol)
They where playing for the cup!
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
Her coach was a pumpkin
They are both interesting to watch.
Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.
Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
Prism
A football match.......
There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.
He says "wong"
All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."
You can't play football with the remote.
Bonos.
A Jersey.
Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.
She loves cheap bills
One's a grand car and the other's a grand car
A consonant.
A football match!
Because there is no atmosphere!
