Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.
One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.
None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend
None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.
So he could watch the football
They where playing for the cup!
He was always spiking the ball.
Paint an endzone on it.