Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.
None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend
She wanted to be the center of attention.
Because he's a waiter. (lol)
It gets a lil' kick.
All those spikes hurt his hands
Paint an endzone on it.
