What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines.

What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

Friendzone Jokes More Friendzone Jokes

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

Spike Jokes More Spike Jokes

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

Endzone Jokes More Endzone Jokes

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.