How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

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What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

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How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

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What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.