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How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

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How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

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What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

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How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.