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How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

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Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

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How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

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How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.