How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

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How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

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How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.