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What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

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What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

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What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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What kind of drugs to frogs take?

Methamphibians.

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

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When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.