What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

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What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

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What did the decorators say when they went to church?

Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!