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What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

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Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person

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What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

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What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

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Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.