What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

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What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

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What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!