What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

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Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

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What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!