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What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

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What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

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What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

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What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United?

A triangle has three points

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.