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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

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What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!