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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!

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Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner!

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

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What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.