How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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How can Peter Pan fly?

You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

What's the ugliest shape?

An eyesoresceles triangle.