Somebody took a corner!
An envelope!
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
Because there are Targets on every corner.
Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
An eyesoresceles triangle.
He needed somebody to cosine.