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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

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What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

What's the ugliest shape?

An eyesoresceles triangle.