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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

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What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

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What do you call somebody after you give them a noogie?

A knucklehead.

What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?

Nobody knows!

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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it