How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

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What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

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Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United?

A triangle has three points