What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

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Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

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What's it called when Batman ditches church?

Christian bail.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.