What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

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What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low