What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

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What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

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Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

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What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.