What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

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Where do you find monster snails?

On the end of monsters fingers.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

To turn the blinker off.

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.