What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

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Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

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How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

What's more impressive than the talking dragon?

A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!