What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

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What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

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Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!