What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

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What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

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What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.