What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

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Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs