Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

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How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

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How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

Who's the fastest runner in the Chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping