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Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

What do you get when you cross /r/news with /r/getmotivated?

TheDonald

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Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

What is goingon?

Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food