Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

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Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's thr difference between the Chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.