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Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

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How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What is a Chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

What do you call a robbery in China?

A Chinese take away!