What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

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Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.