What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

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What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

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What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.