What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

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Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky

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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What's on the inside of a clean nose?

Fingerprints.