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What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

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What do you call it when a dinosaur can't get it up?

Ereptile dysfunction

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

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What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

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Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!