What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

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Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?

Bronto-snore-us!

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What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?

The bombshell!

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What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.