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What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Which dinosaur named all the others?

The Thesaurus

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What side of the dog has the most fur?

The Outside.

What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

Jail

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.