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What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

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What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!