What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.

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Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

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What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.