Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

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Why do some people call it a "tuna-fish" sandwich?

It's not like anyone calls it a "chicken-bird" sandwich.

How do you know if something is art?

People tell you.

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What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

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What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

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What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.