Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

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How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

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What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.