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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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So she can be pardoned.

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What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

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What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's Day?

Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's Day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

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What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.