Regular rocks are too heavy.
Because they can't put their finger on it.
She told people to stop patronizing her.
A Peter Parka
A buzzness suit!
One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.
Counterfitz
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
A shamrock.