Regular rocks are too heavy.
Because they have no pits.
Why don't you want me to get well now
They both wear stripes!
Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
A shamrock.
