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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

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What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

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What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

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What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.