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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

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Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.