Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

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Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work!

Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.