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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated