Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

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What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!