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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

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Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

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Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

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What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!