Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

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What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

Tummy, my X-Men!

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!