Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

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What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

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Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac